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Trump Sues Safeway Circular For False Ham Claims

"The Safeway circular has treated me very badly. They say you can taste the homestyle difference, but you cannot, and there’s no way that ham can be $8.99 per pound after I brought grocery prices to an all-time low. However, that’s nothing compared to the horrendous ham prices we saw under Biden.”

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With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything's a copy, of a copy, of a copy.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Yeah, I'm not American, but since coming to Lemmy I've been getting more and more worried for them and the rest of the world.

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lemmy.world

He wouldn't have any idea where any of his food came from if it didn't say McDonald's on his burger wrapper.

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lemmy.world

Like how koalas won’t eat plucked eucalyptus leaves, unwrapped burgers just don’t look like food to trump.

These sorts of problems accompany extreme stupidity and advanced chlamydia. At least koalas have the excuse of never attending school to learn differently.

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lemmy.ml
  1. I doubt he knows what the prices of food are or have been, let alone cares other than to sell BS to the MAGA Taliban
  2. MAGA Taliban with either believe His word or use doublethink to understand him to be right
  3. I think someone spelled ham for him
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they have to put those sort of things in to make it unrealistic enough to qualify as satire: otherwise it's just fake news...

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