Trump Sues Safeway Circular For False Ham Claims
"The Safeway circular has treated me very badly. They say you can taste the homestyle difference, but you cannot, and there’s no way that ham can be $8.99 per pound after I brought grocery prices to an all-time low. However, that’s nothing compared to the horrendous ham prices we saw under Biden.”
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Wow, that one almost got me. It's getting that bad.
hello doppleganger
With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything's a copy, of a copy, of a copy.
The sad part is that there's someone saying something like this on every post here.
Yeah, I'm not American, but since coming to Lemmy I've been getting more and more worried for them and the rest of the world.
And these are the smart ones!
As if that fuck would ever set foot in a grocery store.
He wouldn't have any idea where any of his food came from if it didn't say McDonald's on his burger wrapper.
Like how koalas won’t eat plucked eucalyptus leaves, unwrapped burgers just don’t look like food to trump.
These sorts of problems accompany extreme stupidity and advanced chlamydia. At least koalas have the excuse of never attending school to learn differently.
A Koala would learn more in school.
Trump has small hamds, Lololol
they have to put those sort of things in to make it unrealistic enough to qualify as satire: otherwise it's just fake news...