Spyke
lemmy.world

I don't even know what the fuck 'masculinity' means. Does it mean being aggressive, talking about sports and roughhousing with your friends? Because I don't do any of those things, but I still think of myself as a man.

A few hundred years ago, 'masculinity' included wearing makeup, a powdered wig and tights.

It's all nonsense.

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lemmy.world

Masculinity is measured by

  • how tanned one's nutsack is from baseline
  • how much one cares about beer and candy advertising and the sexiness therein
  • how much one beats and berates children
  • 'Murica coefficient x ignorant loudmouth asshole variable

At least that's what I learned from Tucker.

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mindbleachreply
lemmy.world

And you gotta get that mid-sack seam ironed out. It's unbecoming.

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lemmy.world

I think putting a hot iron on your genitals would make it unbecoming regardless.

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netburnrreply
lemmy.world

Masculinity means having the biggest pickup in the neighborhood, duh...

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some_guyreply
lemmy.sdf.org

Every time a vehicle with an obnoxiously loud engine goes by, I say to my partner, "There goes a cool guy." It's become an in-joke for us.

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See. We just ask how many gallons per foot it gets (if a truck) or committing on how impressive their speaker system is.

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If you want to hear more about the history of this kind of 'masculinity thumping,' We're In Hell on youtube just uploaded a banger.

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lemmy.zip

I welcome them to try. It is just going to lose them votes. Proceed, please.

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jballsreply
sh.itjust.works

That just reminded me of Obama's "Please proceed, Governor." God damn that was sick at the time.

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Anything can be addictive, but if gambling is legal I see no reason porn shouldn't be also.

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BeanGoblinreply
lemmy.world

Alcohol is obviously addictive and very bad for you. We saw how well that went when we banned it...

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Oh, man, I want a world where well-dressed mobsters are killing each other in the streets because of porn.

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lemmy.world

RIP my homies in Virginia. They got a taste of this first

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Yeah, no surprise, it literally has no impact on anything I do. I've encountered it maybe like once, ever, because most websites don't even bother.

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There are some porn videos that cross the line but I do not think it should all or mostly be banned.

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