Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

A classic from the now defunct Adequacy.org Made the rounds in 2001, and even appeared on The Screen Savers

AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips.

Yup, that checks out.

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

I really can't tell if this is a really good joke or not

This is ancient proto-copypasta from the early days of textfile/bbs sites. I remember seeing this on &TOTSE shortly after 9/11

Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos

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