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lemmy.ml

I was really confused for a second when I read that as

"Sharp rise in horny Asians sightings in UK causes alarm"

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mander.xyz

Well that's a turn of events for the Apocalypse

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I'm cool not getting raptured in that case.

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Japan would be line "please good, send them home"

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sh.itjust.works

Don't even start with that "I read that as" "the hero we need" or any other reddit catchphrase bullshit. Go back to reddit if you are going to use those annoying af sayings. We don't need it here.

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feddit.ch

They were already in EU due to trading but this climate makes it much more inviting for them to settle down. Fret not it's just a bullet wound if you do get stung by it

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Bro I see one of those and Ima have a mental breakdown, those things terrify tf outta me

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feddit.rocks

Guess we have to import a enemy, fucking with nature even more will surely improve our situation!

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sopuli.xyz

I have considered the repercussions of importing Japanese honeybees (which are able to defend themselves against Asian hornets), but I don't know enough about bees to see if it would be a good idea.

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Importing other species always has consequences and is almost never a good idea, I understand the way of thinking but that was sarcasm ;)

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kbin.social

The good thing is: They might be big but they are mainly a risk for bees. But not much is actually as obnoxious (or dangerous for humans) as the aggressive assholes that are our domestic common wasps.

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lemmy.ml

Are Honey Bees in danger in Europe as well? The only headlines I've seen of them being on the decline were about North America before

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sopuli.xyz

You know, smoke might actually keep them away. I'll need to test this theory, but you could be onto something.

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You reached the end

Seriously, one has been sighted just an hour from where I live | Spyke