Spyke
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lemm.ee

I never not scroll to the bottom of this one. But honestly the singular best part of the entire site is the build-up towards a grand unification theory of carb-based foods...

The promise to "identify any food purely by the location of structural starch"...

The excitement at scrolling to see the first scientifically-accurate examples of toast...

And being greeted with this utter madness...

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This will only result in humans developing a split lower jaw, like some kind of monster from resident evil or some form of alien life. Oh god, the humanity!

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mander.xyz

Wouldn't an open face sandwich be the logical "first step"?

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Num10ckreply
lemmy.world

thats how the russians typically made sandwiches.

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janAkalireply
lemmy.one

We're also ones who possess the key to the sacred art of truly savoring a sandwich.

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janAkalireply
lemmy.one

No, it's from this old cartoon

When you eat sandwich the usual way - you mainly taste the bread. When eating russian sandwich (without top) upside down - you place meat, salami, sausage, cheese, etc. directly on your taste buds.

It is silly, but it does feel tastier.

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I'd like to make the point that following the guidelines outlined by cuberule, a stack containing a bread-like substance in between automatically becomes a cake instead.

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