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lemmy.world

No, no. A zombie apocalypse is exactly what we need right now.

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Implant nuralink into the zombies, it's a free market. -MechaKetaMusk

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abbadon420reply
sh.itjust.works

No, that wouldn't be much fun.

I'm just gonna head to the Winchester and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

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Nice meme and all but this sort of thing is happening in nature all the time. Amber can get eroded or crushed and will set things free that were trapped in there for a very long time.

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Since corona I know that in the event of a zombie pandemic people would knowingly spread that shit just to own the libs.

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feddit.nl

Zombie Fungus 2026! Woooo! End it all!

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oppy1984reply
lemdro.id

I'll take nuclear hell fire, thank you very much. Get it over fast.

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lemmy.world

Wait until you find out about the Soviet nuclear bunker that had a bunch of cannibal ants.

And that researchers let them out to see what would happen.

My conclusion is that polish researchers need to read and watch more trashy sci-fi.

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piefed.social

I find it fascinating that a fungus can take over an ant and use it's body to climb up on grass to get eaten. i wonder how the lived experience of that fungus changes over it's phases; does he get vision when controlling the ant? how does it feel to suddendly have legs when you are a fungus?

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

I’m no fun-guy, but I don’t think it works that way. When you drive a car, you don’t suddenly feel like you have wheels. I imagine a zombie fungus driving an ant is akin to a person riding a Silt Strider in Morrowind—a body horror vehicular experience.

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When you drive a car, you don’t suddenly feel like you have wheels.

Not the kinda cars I drive, man.

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