lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyAlabaster_Mango Behold, a better mousetrap!View original on lemmy.ca418Comments18Reply
deegeese sopuli.xyz4Hide 4 repliesPeanut butter is calorie dense but it’s got nothing on U235.40Reply
KKaryoplasma replydiscuss.tchncs.de2Hide 2 repliesIt's a nudge to the demon core, so plutonium-239, not uranium.19Reply
HikingVet replylemmy.ca1Hide 1 replyWell, peanut butter also doesn't hold a candle to plutonium-239 in calorie density.22Reply
Jay replylemmy.caThe last meal you'll ever need. Big Grocery doesn't want you to know this one simple trick!10Reply
CCaptainPedantic lemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesThis isn't realistic! The core is too small to go supercritical when scaled down to mousetrap size. Immersion broken.22Reply
Alabaster_Mango replylemmy.caRadiation made the giant mouse, and it's the only thing that can get rid of it!13Reply
BBremboTheFourth replypiefed.canot to mention the mouse would have to move the core in order to spring the trap so it might not even close properly2Reply
don lemmy.ca2Hide 2 replies[hands mouse a slotted screwdriver] have fun with that dragon’s tail, little dude20Reply
👍Maximum Derek👍 replydiscuss.tchncs.de1Hide 1 replyI immediately wanted to photoshop a screwdriver into one of its paws but I can't get that done in a work break.9Reply
don replylemmy.caIt’s the thought that counts, friend, and the only other suggestion I’d make is to put a pair of tiny cowboy boots just outside the mouse hole.2Reply
Venus_Ziegenfalle feddit.org1Hide 1 replyI love the implication that no additional bait is required. Everybody knows mice can't resist a demon core.19Reply
Alabaster_Mango replylemmy.caDemon Core's got what mice crave! It's got electrolytes subatomic radiation!4Reply
thisbenzingring lemmy.sdf.orghopefully slamming the trap shut doesn't destabilize the plutonium3Reply
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Peanut butter is calorie dense but it’s got nothing on U235.
It's a nudge to the demon core, so plutonium-239, not uranium.
Well, peanut butter also doesn't hold a candle to plutonium-239 in calorie density.
The last meal you'll ever need. Big Grocery doesn't want you to know this one simple trick!
Nor in taste! Uranium app tastes like sour candy!!!
This isn't realistic! The core is too small to go supercritical when scaled down to mousetrap size. Immersion broken.
It's a giant mouse
Radiation made the giant mouse, and it's the only thing that can get rid of it!
not to mention the mouse would have to move the core in order to spring the trap so it might not even close properly
[hands mouse a slotted screwdriver] have fun with that dragon’s tail, little dude
I immediately wanted to photoshop a screwdriver into one of its paws but I can't get that done in a work break.
It’s the thought that counts, friend, and the only other suggestion I’d make is to put a pair of tiny cowboy boots just outside the mouse hole.
I love the implication that no additional bait is required. Everybody knows mice can't resist a demon core.
Demon Core's got what mice crave! It's got
electrolytessubatomic radiation!how to trap a lab rat
hopefully slamming the trap shut doesn't destabilize the plutonium
Well, that does it.