Breaking a lot eggs lately. How those omlets tasting you fascist fucks?

The FBI is offering a reward up to $50,000 for information after a man was allegedly seen firing a weapon toward several agents during the clash with protesters.

Where is this dudes fund raising site so I can help pay his legal fees.

"Eh, can't make chorizo without slaughtering some pigs, y'know?" – 60% of Hispanic voters, apparently.