tifyouhadtopickone·If You Had To Pick Onebytrell1101 Choose your starter pokemon!NSFWView original on lemmynsfw.com240Comments16Reply
ii_simp_4_tedcruz replylemmynsfw.comLiterally the only correct answer with the correct reasoning1Reply
PPhantomPeeper lemmynsfw.com1Hide 1 replyI usually go with the water type but that snorlax is very tempting4Reply
☆Luma☆ lemmy.caCharmander - scalding hot Squirtle - all liquids are purified water Bulbasaur - THE VULVA IS RAZOR SHARP Snorlax - puss-lips are massive and blocking her vagina. Requires a flute serenade to move.3Reply
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Snorlax, I choose you!
2, that puss tho
Literally the only correct answer with the correct reasoning
Snorlax as a starter is OP, her all the way
Squirtle
3 fo sho!
I usually go with the water type but that snorlax is very tempting
Snorlax has the biggest... assets
Squirtle
Gotta catch 'em all!
Charmander - scalding hot
Squirtle - all liquids are purified water
Bulbasaur - THE VULVA IS RAZOR SHARP
Snorlax - puss-lips are massive and blocking her vagina. Requires a flute serenade to move.
2 of course, with that camel toe
Gonna let that bulbasaur knock out my youngoose
Charmander
Look at them smiling. They are so happy.
Ill take Cameltootsie.