I always chose to let my brother cut. Then, even if they were perfect halves, I still laughed like a maniac and acted like one piece was clearly better.
Independent third party cuts, siblings blind vote. Two votes for the same piece => cutter adjusts to make that one smaller. Repeat until siblings vote for different pieces.
Ok, now try being the youngest of 6 when they all steal food off your plate. I eat like a speed champion. Also, i'm a girl so i had to put up with the "growing boy" one year older than me getting double my meat portion. He didn't even like meat and was a vegetarian by age 14. I have food issues.
I worked with a couple where the GF did that, bag of chips? No problem first separate by size them distribute between them she did that with everything bol of pasta of any kind ? same thing but she was a crazy bitch for more than just that.
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1 kid cuts, the other chooses. Keeps things fair.
I always chose to let my brother cut. Then, even if they were perfect halves, I still laughed like a maniac and acted like one piece was clearly better.
My younger brother and I would have big arguments about whose turn it was to be the one to choose 😂
Just goes to show - there is literally no way to keep siblings from arguing over nothing lol
Independent third party cuts, siblings blind vote. Two votes for the same piece => cutter adjusts to make that one smaller. Repeat until siblings vote for different pieces.
Exactly 😄
You split, I pick. This is the way.
Shit, this one i didnt miss at all
Meme was great until that, then it became such a Facebook meme
Attempted comedy homicide
Rasterizing a vector image which itself has been vectorized from a photo, then adding more jpeg compression 😘👌
Ok, now try being the youngest of 6 when they all steal food off your plate. I eat like a speed champion. Also, i'm a girl so i had to put up with the "growing boy" one year older than me getting double my meat portion. He didn't even like meat and was a vegetarian by age 14. I have food issues.
Did you demand his later uneaten meat portions in recompense?
If not, I know a frivolous case lawyer.
My younger sister gets the bigger half, even if the difference between halves is practically zilch
I worked with a couple where the GF did that, bag of chips? No problem first separate by size them distribute between them she did that with everything bol of pasta of any kind ? same thing but she was a crazy bitch for more than just that.
And that kids is How I Met Your Memer
When you've had an abusive upbringing and don't realise it isn't normal for your parent to be doing this to you (over pretty much everything) 🙄🙄
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You guys got to just spilt it in half? That's not even hard.
Swear