TotallynotJessica lemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 reply"Mom, what's that person doing?" "They're lying to themselves. Just ignore them."38
AAlwaysnownevernotme lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesSee you know I'm not gay so you can sit in my lap and let me rub you.7
"Mom, what's that person doing?"
"They're lying to themselves. Just ignore them."
'Uh I'm uh, just doing research for a uh...a friend.'
Just keep shaking your head and frowning
"See? Totally unaroused. Told you!"
See you know I'm not gay so you can sit in my lap and let me rub you.
You knew I would ask for the invite anyway—so kind