GGreenKnight23 replylemmy.world2Hide 2 replies....green cucumber, please. I'm sorry madam but we only have-- oh god! look at the size of his...14
Parafaragaramus replyinfosec.pub1Hide 1 replyJohnson! JOHNSON, god dammnit, pay attention in class. Jesus Christ is that a massive...10
bbaggachipz sh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesThen how come his pants are the only piece of clothing that doesn’t rip off?13
llightnsfw replyreddthat.comThat's his actual super power. The whole hulk thing is just radiation poisoning and mental illness.11
Takapapatapaka replylemmy.worldWell we could see Hulk as the opposite of us, humble mortals : we have penises nowhere but in our pants, he is penises everywhere but in his pants.2
otter replylemmy.dbzer0.comComparatively, that's even more drastic of a metaphor than the classic hotdog-down-a-hallway quip.2
AAVincentInSpace pawb.social1Hide 1 replyNo, seriously, what is it? If it's supposed to be his dick, huh? Who gets hard when they get angry?1
It looks like a giant...
....green cucumber, please.
I'm sorry madam but we only have-- oh god! look at the size of his...
Johnson! JOHNSON, god dammnit, pay attention in class. Jesus Christ is that a massive...
... wait that's not a woodpeckers, it looks like someone's...
A puffer fish right?
Are we talking about the iris again?
Yep, pupil.
Hulk is a dick. 😔
Angry.. Expand.. It has to be ego, right?
Then how come his pants are the only piece of clothing that doesn’t rip off?
That's his actual super power. The whole hulk thing is just radiation poisoning and mental illness.
Well we could see Hulk as the opposite of us, humble mortals : we have penises nowhere but in our pants, he is penises everywhere but in his pants.
I mean he is pretty dumb so...
The Hulk is such a debt.
Your momma increases 4x in wheight each day!
Hopefully your overuse of "h" doesn't.
Are we talking per axis or combined
PINGAS
Comparatively, that's even more drastic of a metaphor than the classic hotdog-down-a-hallway quip.
Balloon?
No, seriously, what is it?
If it's supposed to be his dick, huh? Who gets hard when they get angry?
Hollywood couples after a fight.