Kinda reads like poetry

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Kinda looks like Mcconaughey

Not at all, but I do get McConaughey vibes

Who do i call when it stays hard for more than 4 hours?

So life is hardest just before you wake up? And then before bed?

Oh sure, but when it’s hard for longer than four hours I’m “making a scene” and he’s “not that kind of doctor.”

Life is like a penis. If it’s hard for more than 4 hours, go to emergency.

So grab life by the balls and work the shaft until it’s ready to explode.

Where can I buy this?