Spyke
lemmy.ca

How do conservatives continue to make things sound awesome when they attempt to cast them in a negative light?

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They forgot the golden rule to never get high off your own supply.

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Zohran the Inequality Destroyer

Zohran the Corruption Destroyer

Zohran the bus fare Destroyer

Zohran the Rent Increase Destroyer

This guy sounds fucking awesome thank you fox news

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lemmy.world

I need this. Half-assed laser eyes and horns shopped on. This would be the stupid shirt that finally completes me.

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If I had the artistic talent of a lawn chair I would have already done this. We need some epic Frank Frazetta style Zohran art.

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lemmy.ml

Zohran! What is best in life?

Crush oligarchy. See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their shareholders.

(stolen from Mastodon, don't remember where I saw it)

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lemmy.world

If we are lucky, he will completely destroy both parties. Scorched earth and we'll start over.

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Republicans are hopelessly out-of-touch. The rich ones have no idea what it's like to work for a living. The non-rich ones live in a terrifying alternate reality mental prison where there's scary, liberal, trans immigrants behind every corner coming to take their guns away.

Most people look at everything around us and decide that if someone is apparently coming to destroy it all... Good.

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I was just thinking it was a missed opportunity for a What We Do In The Shadows reference, but on the other hand the only other people I know who watch it are gay so maybe it would just go over Fox's audience's heads

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To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their kickbacks dissolving!

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Wonder if it’s supposed to make him look like he’s praying to his god, and not theirs.

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Faridreply
startrek.website

My joke is a reference to Gozer the Destroyer, a.k.a. Gozer the Gozerian.

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Hupfreply
feddit.org

Thanks, missed that link.

For completeness' sake, I was referring to the Conan the Barbarian movies.

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some_guyreply
lemmy.sdf.org

Stfu. The Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man ftw.

Cheers. We're just nerds who love films.

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I bet a lot of politicians have to lie to themselves to believe that if they got tossed into a time machine and forced to explain life choices to their 13 year old selves, the kid wouldn't just kick them or call them a fucking nerd.

Now he can just show this screenshot.

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