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lemmy.ca

Yo if they got marbles in there for my collection Iโ€™ll gonna go all night if I need to ๐Ÿ˜ค

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No worries, you can still have a marble if you want ๐Ÿ˜„

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I used to keep golden star stickers in my wallet for this occassion. I probably still have them all somewhere...

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

either this is satire or people have weird sex, weird as in involuntarily unsatisfying

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lemmy.world

A LOT of people were educated by pornography and do not communicate with their partners. Literally no clue what they're doing.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

That's why I get all my information on how to do โœจ๐“๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐‘’๐“ โœจ from bottom shelf YA romance books.

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I feel like those would be just as vulgar and less educational than "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" by the bloodhound gang.

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Unfortunately the people on the street will have no idea why I'm offering them prizes. (Premature :/)

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It turns out you can just buy psychological validation at the store

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Sooo as an elementary school teacher, my mom had a toy box for kids to choose prizes. It was my favorite thing when she'd let me and my brothers pick out a toy or two every summer when we were growing up.

...this is deeply disturbing for me.

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