How can anyone not like ramen? That's like not liking pizza

The crows outside remind me of Itachi's crows. I wonder if they're watching me. Do they carry messages from the Uchiha clan?

-Tuesday 10th January, 2012. 6:58pm.

I tried to walk on water today, like Naruto and the others. Just ended up with wet socks and a bruised ego.

-Friday 17th February, 2012. 3:30pm.

Every time I close my eyes, I'm in the Hidden Leaf Village. But every morning, I wake up in this mundane room.

-Sunday 26th March, 2012. 9:10am.

Mom bought me a new headband, but it's not from the Hidden Leaf. It's from the Hidden Sand. I'm conflicted.

-Thursday 20th April, 2012. 7:45pm.

I whispered "Sharingan" to my cat today, hoping it'd gain the power. Instead, it just looked at me with disdain.

-Wednesday 03rd May, 2012. 5:20pm.

My pencil broke during the math test. I wish I could summon a shadow clone to do my homework.

-Monday 12th June, 2012. 4:15pm.

If only the school bus was like one of the summoned toads. I'd never be late again.

-Tuesday 18th July, 2012. 7:55am.

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wizardcurse

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it's from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto

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I failed at forcing myself to Eat Ramen. I hate it, but because Naruto likes it, I have to eat it and like it. But it isn't working.

-Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.

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I'm depressed right now. So depressed that I've decided to name the corners of my room. Where I am sitting now is called Sasuke, My bookshelf corner is called Naruto.

-Saturday 05th November, 2011

Saw a picture of Naruto hugging a NAKED girl, YUCK!

-Wednesday 28th December, 2011

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Ewww not a naked girl why naruto why'd you do it