Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony
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I sooooo wish this were true. Quality protest strategy
Hey THEY’RE COMPLETELY RECYCLABLE!!!
The guests? I should hope so
Compost is beautiful
It's the shit
I fucking bought it right up to the end.
Ain't that courteous of him? I hope I can buy one off Ebay as an heirloom!
Is it like flying first class where the richer people get glass instead of plastic?
On the warehouse floor it’s plastic bottles. At the bezos wedding they piss in crystal champagne flutes.
Shame P Diddy couldn’t make it.
That was so generous of Bezos to invite Amazon-contracted delivery drivers to his wedding.
This one got an actual chuckle under my breath.
Two Billionaires Thousands Of Piss Bottles > Two Girls One Cup
He's clearly letting his guests know that they mean as much to him as his employees.