Spyke
lemmy.zip

Please do not lick your bills, that's like licking a public toilet.

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feddit.org

maybe we should find another sollution than having women store money in their bras?

As a conservative, I propose women should no longer be allowed to handle money, when they go outside they need to be accompanied by their husband or father, who will handle their money for them. That way, women are also unable to spend money on useless shit like birth control, pads etc. and can use it to buy proper stuff, like beer and meat!

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feddit.org

I did not, I deliberately left it out. It should be immediately clear that my comment is sarcasm.

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Looks like 87% of people leaving votes understood the obvious sarcasm, even without the /s :)

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

All money is dirty. Nature of capitalism.

But even if clean money existed, it would get all bloody and fatty abd gross the moment it went inside my boobs.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Morally dirty is one thing, covered in stripper pussy and smelling like cocaine is another.

At least I can take a shower when I do it, but the money rarely gets washed.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Dude the most iconic TWO drinks in my culture are cocaine flavored.

And whats wrong with stripper pussies? Many of them are lovely. Some of my favorite exes and professors have stripped. Were you inside for all of your twenties?

the money rarely gets washed

Neither does the inside of my tits.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

I heavily implied I indulge in both.

Neither does the inside of my tits

Well luckily only Ed Gein would have to worry about that.

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reddthat.com

At least I can still pay with the money I keep in my underpants.

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Mickey7reply
lemmy.world

That's because everyone knows penis and vag sweat is so much sweater than breast sweat

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Its a big hastle to count $200 in sticky $1 bills, but strippers gotta shop too.

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