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I am the bone of my fishing rod
Carbon fiber is my body and nylon is my blood
I have created over a thousand hooks
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create many reels
Yet, those hands will never catch anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Fishing Works!

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While you were swimming, I studied the rod. While you were mating, I mastered the reeling. While you wasted your days in the pond in pursuit of larvae, I cultivated bait in a wooden box in my shed.

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lemmy.world

Fucking terrible hobby, torturing aquatic cousins for sports. Go learn a proper hobby, like woodworking, diving, gardening, etc.

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lemmy.world

I don't fish myself, just thought the ridiculousness of the hat was funny.

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Ya, tons of people don't really see fish as animals. It's akin to foot hold trapping squirrels or rabbits or something for fun. I don't have a problem if someone fishes to eat the fish, but to just toss it back is kinda messed up.

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