onehundredninetysix·196bytoomanypancakes The trick is not to ruleView original on lemmy.world278Comments10
SSatansMaggotyCumFart lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesTypical heartless vegan. Vegetables are people too and they should be treated as such.5
toomanypancakes replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesThat's why I've converted to ultra breatharian. I live entirely off kitten giggles and unicorn farts.3
ggrte lemmy.ca1Hide 1 replyContact lenses make you basically impervious to onions unless you're chopping them in a totally unventilated space. To take a joke seriously.4
LLucky_777 replylemmy.world100% true. I've cut so many onions in contacts its amazing. One morning I was cutting onions in my glasses....I thought I was going to die lol.3
Don't anthropomorphise your onions - they don't like it.
Typical heartless vegan.
Vegetables are people too and they should be treated as such.
That's why I've converted to ultra breatharian. I live entirely off kitten giggles and unicorn farts.
Like that nutter Russian Barbie?
I don't know the reference, so exactly like that!
Contact lenses make you basically impervious to onions unless you're chopping them in a totally unventilated space. To take a joke seriously.
100% true. I've cut so many onions in contacts its amazing. One morning I was cutting onions in my glasses....I thought I was going to die lol.
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It’s actually to not breathe through your nose.
Anyone else keep swim goggles in the kitchen to deal with this?