Mark Zuckerberg shuts door on cage fight, saying Elon Musk ‘isn’t serious’
Meta boss says ‘time to move on’ after Twitter owner fails to name date and says he needs surgery
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/aug/14/mark-zuckerberg-cage-fight-vs-elon-musk-not-seriousOpen linkView original on lemmy.world198
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This isn't even the last word in this nonsense.
The latest is that Musk, who clearly never knows when to shut the fuck up, called Zuck a coward when Zuck essentially offered Musk an "out" by saying to move on.
Hate both these fucks, but Zuck would destroy Elon. Time and again Zuck is giving Elon a way out of this and time and again Elon finds a way to look like an even bigger loser.
Getting beat by Zuck is going to push Elon past "deluded rich douchebag" to full-on Bond villain, I fear.
I'm gonna be honest, I have a small level of respect for Zuck. As long as I ignore the fact that Facebook has pioneered destroying online privacy that is ...
Despite being one of the richest men on the planet, and running one of the largest tech companies on the planet, he has actually been a good father/husband from what I understand. Also, he knows when to shut the fuck up and let his PR people tell him what to say.
Musk is insufferable. Arrogant, know-it-all, blabbering asshole. Reading through his Twitter is cringe, just in the last week he's retweeted like 5+ COVID conspiracy or "anti-woke" things.
I don't follow Zuck in the slightest bit but if he just shuts the fuck up and simply enjoy his billions of dollars that still makes him better than Elon. The single worst thing about Musk is that he came onto the scene acting like he was a friend of the Left and environmentalists and stuff like that, when he clearly was just using them.
Good thing no country would proliferate such a personality.
Right? Right!? /s
When Musk gets kicked out of art school, we'd better be ready
While this is not news, I do have to say that this confirms my suspicions that Elon Musk is a bitch. Well, they are both bitches, but Musk is the biggest bitch.
We're living in a bizarro world where Zuck is cool thanks to Elon.
"cool"... let's not take it too far. let's keep it at "slightly less awful than musk"
They are both just different flavors of diarrhea.
Greedy business robot vs Nazi attention whore.
Nothing about this makes Zuckerberg cool....
No he isn't. He really really isn't.
He's an alien lizard person, but looks like a well adjusted human being compared to muskrat.
You are the only one that thinks he’s cool.
i dunno
maybe cools not the right word, but i dunno...
Please don’t romanticize unnecessary violence. And all just because two irrational idiots failed at communication with egos the size of the sun. This is how toxic masculinity is made.
What makes you think Musk getting his ass kicked isn't necessary?
This is not news.
You accidentally posted this to c/news instead of c/wanks
Please stop. We do not care.
While I'm with you, the votes determine that, not our individual opinions.
I'd buy pay-per-view and have a watch party if it was going to be a gun fight.
Honestly, I really wanted to see it.
Knew it wouldn't ever actually happen though...
Two dickheads aren’t doing a thing. Can we stop posting about this non-story already? Who the fuck cares
This is the stupidest story in the world. Can we not upvote this shit?
Everyone seems to love drama more than actual news…in a news community.
I would love to ignore an event where these two pasty idiots bitch slap each other stupid.
I’d despise them both. But I’m willing to watch the Zuck rip off Elmo’s leg and beat him to death with it.
I'm tired of hearing about these two assholes. Mods, please, a moratorium.
This is so fucking stupid.
Musk will be ready in 2 years, give the poor old billionaire pussy a break.
Zuckerberg is right completely.
This would only be interesting of it was a fight till the end with lions released on the loser.
Fuck it, release the lions halfway through the first round.
Fuck it², release lions on them right now, regardless of where they are or what they're doing. Lions o'clock.