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lemmy.world

ah yes, right around the time he announces his healthcare overhaul plans

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Everything happens "in two weeks" with Trump, but perhaps this isn't the worst thing for him to procrastinate.

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2 weeks is the maximum attention span of his base, after 2 weeks he can just be like "I never said that" and they nod along.

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I guarantee he's hoping for another 9/11-level event so he can take emergency powers.

I've seen this one... it's called the Star Wars prequels

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Ahhh here we go. 2 weeks. This means he will leave it alone and never touch it again. Crisis adverted.

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So, his generals told him it’d take two weeks to be ready for war with Iran.

The generals were hoping he’d never be able to focus on one topic that long.

There is an entirely plausible chance the US is bombing Iran by (or on) the Fourth of July…

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lemmy.world

Trump wanted to attack "Right frik'n now", but told that the military needs at least 2 weeks to prepare.

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He is also banking on the hope that Iran doesn't launch weapons at US bases because he hasn't publicly committed. He will let Iran use-up their weapons vs. Israel before the US commits.

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