No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit
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I had to go through airport security recently. It was utterly surreal to have her racist ass telling me a god damned thing from 20 screens at once.
Wait....what?
Probably some announcement on a loop that they usually have at airports about what to do at security. Although I have no idea why the Secretary of Homeland Security would need to be on one of those videos, or what she would even be saying. Probably something fascist.
....something something Big Brother.
Damn. I ate that headline.
It was decided in the morning "Melania Clones" group chat.