Spyke
fedia.io

The dude has been doing cocaine for like the last 55 years.

He probably hasn't had a sober day in longer than most of us have been alive, And eventually, whatever dark magics it is that sustains him will fade. And we will never think of or hear about this guy ever again.

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fedia.io

And we will never think of or hear about this guy ever again.

Of the first successful 21st century fascist? No way. Give it a few decades and you'll start getting neo-MAGAs.

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Time Magazine will make him person of the decade. If he manages to launch nukes, he might get person of the century.

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It is. He slathers Bronx Colors orange "hydrating concealer" on his face. BHCo6. He does it personally, and regularly has to change shirts because that shit rubs off, how thick he layers it on.

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Duraniereply
leminal.space

It can be both. Spray tan can wash off unevenly if you bathe, so make up evens out the finish.

Not that I'm assuming he showers that much, but I imagine he at least wipes the grease away from his mouth on occasion.

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Allemaniacreply
lemmy.world

the burgerking buns are spongelike enough to just soak up any remaining dripping spray tan and create a new flavour in his mouth

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Congrats! I fucking gagged.

I wonder if he applies his foundation with his hamberder bun, then eats it?

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