Imagine yourself pre-2016, and this presidency (2016/2024) is the subject of a movie.

"Oh, c'mon, seriously? They'd just impeach and remove him. Do these guys even read?"

"President Buff from Back to the Future? We're supposed to believe this?"

"Do they really think the D's would just roll over to the R's?"

"They're just going to rubber-stamp approve who-fucking-ever? Republicans and Democrats?"

"They're just going to let this dipshit pardon a bunch of insurrectionists? Did the writing team not know the sentence for treason is death?"

"HES LITERALLY CALLING HIMSELF A KING IN A TWITTER POST. JFC!"

This movie has so many plot holes I'd walk out on it. And here I am fucking living it.