TTheAlbatross replylemmy.blahaj.zoneYou think I'm big? Look at the weird hairless ape on the right!35Reply
CarbonIceDragon pawb.social1Hide 1 replyI know albatross are big, but I can't stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.47Reply
Zerush replylemmy.mlWingspans of >3,5m and bodies > 1m. https://www.treehugger.com/albatross-facts-50734211Reply
ttiramichu sh.itjust.worksGod literally used the scale-up tool on a seagull. I guess it was a Friday afternoon in the animal design bureau.31Reply
lleftzero lemmynsfw.com4Hide 4 repliesDoesn't really show the friggin' massive wingspan of the damn things, though... 23Reply
LLovable Sidekick lemmy.worldNever let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.18Reply
KKickforce replylemmy.wtfIndeed, in a little maids dress and apron, selling an albatross during the movie intermission.2Reply
SSergio lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesOriginal Illustration to Samuel Coleridge's "Rime of the Ancient Mariner", 1798 (not colorized).10Reply
rrulray replylemmy.dbzer0.com1Hide 1 replyI was think of this! How the fuck did he hang that from his neck??3Reply
SSergio replylemmy.worldYeah, I didn't realize that when I first heard it. I guess that's why it's a punishment. If they just hung a tiny parakeet off his neck, it wouldn't be much of a punishment.4Reply
ttaiyang lemmy.worldThat's the expression of a man who just had a random naked encounter with an albatross. It's a mix of befuddlement and wonder.9Reply
Lumidaub feddit.orgThat dinosaur is about to eat that 8 year old boy, is nobody doing anything?!9Reply
GGrandwolf319 sh.itjust.worksOoh and that's alright, I'm ok I'll pet the albatross For one more day8Reply
tavostator feddit.org1Hide 1 replyThis reminds me of that one subreddit, “science diagrams that look like shitposts“ or something like that?8Reply
Widdershins lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyAt that size it gets difficult to imagine having one hung from your neck.7Reply
llmmarsano lemmynsfw.com3Hide 3 repliesWatch conservationists weigh & feed an underweight chick (not yet fledged, not too happy). 7Reply
Psythik replylemm.ee2Hide 2 repliesUnderweight my ass. Poor bird is so fat and out of shape that it couldn't even attempt to flee... :(3Reply
llmmarsano replylemmynsfw.com1Hide 1 replyIt's a chick: they just waddle, play with hay, and do flappies while waiting for their parents to occasionally feed them. Albatross chicks are huge.7Reply
Swedneck discuss.tchncs.dei just realized the only way for me to actually comprehend their size is to think of them as glide-flying swans2Reply
JJamesBoeing737MAX sopuli.xyzHm, how tall is the person? I mean people's size varies. You can be under a meter or 2m 10.2Reply
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Whoa
You are huge!
You think I'm big? Look at the weird hairless ape on the right!
Thank you.
I know albatross are big, but I can't stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.
Wingspans of >3,5m and bodies > 1m. https://www.treehugger.com/albatross-facts-5073421
He wants to fuck that bird, doesn't he?
Looks mutual
Oh well that's ok then.
God literally used the scale-up tool on a seagull. I guess it was a Friday afternoon in the animal design bureau.
Don't do it man!
She's got 'fuck me' eyes.
Doesn't really show the friggin' massive wingspan of the damn things, though...
Woah is that Bill Murray?
No.
Made you look!
Your armspan is your height..what does this pose accomplish?
You've earned me chip, big fella
When their pecker is bigger than your 'pecker'...
Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.
Is that John Cleese?
Indeed, in a little maids dress and apron, selling an albatross during the movie intermission.
If risky to put dick in mouth, why make it friend sized?
Original Illustration to Samuel Coleridge's "Rime of the Ancient Mariner", 1798 (not colorized).
I was think of this! How the fuck did he hang that from his neck??
Yeah, I didn't realize that when I first heard it. I guess that's why it's a punishment. If they just hung a tiny parakeet off his neck, it wouldn't be much of a punishment.
What flavor is it?
Sea bird
That's the expression of a man who just had a random naked encounter with an albatross. It's a mix of befuddlement and wonder.
That dinosaur is about to eat that 8 year old boy, is nobody doing anything?!
Ooh and that's alright, I'm ok
I'll pet the albatross
For one more day
This reminds me of that one subreddit, “science diagrams that look like shitposts“ or something like that?
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At that size it gets difficult to imagine having one hung from your neck.
Watch conservationists weigh & feed an underweight chick (not yet fledged, not too happy).
Underweight my ass. Poor bird is so fat and out of shape that it couldn't even attempt to flee... :(
It's a chick: they just waddle, play with hay, and do flappies while waiting for their parents to occasionally feed them. Albatross chicks are huge.
Quit ruining my narrative with your facts and logic!
Carlos for scale.
i just realized the only way for me to actually comprehend their size is to think of them as glide-flying swans
Hm, how tall is the person? I mean people's size varies. You can be under a meter or 2m 10.
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