What’s the craziest place you’ve done it?
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When I was in college, I got fucked in a botanical garden after hours by a security guard. Very atmospheric.
My ex also had me suck him off in the car on a long road trip, parked at in an empty church parking lot. He also tried to fuck me in a random shady bar bathroom in the French Quarter of New Orleans, but that felt a little too scary.
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In a church was probably the most interesting. My girlfriend at the time was there doing something for her mom and I swung by after work. Everyone left us alone in the backroom to go grab something. Neither she nor I were particularly religious, and we thought it would be fun to blasphemy a little.
North Carolina.
Ive also done it in north Carolina. It is a weird place to do it
I'd say...
On top of a car, during the day, in front of a friends family lake house, while about 15 or so of our friends were there. That was a loooong while ago.
Parking garage bent over a car probably it for me. I wouldn't do it now, with cameras everywhere. But was a lot of fun at the time.
At the peak of a bridge on the pedestrian walkway at late evening. We were "snuggling" while enjoying the view, leaning against the handrail. She had a skirt on making things easier. Best part is it wasn't planned. Just happened spontaneously in the moment.
Not full sex, but I once got a partial BJ in the bathroom of a church from the weird girl from my school while her brother stood watch.
Nice brother
Hood of a cop car.
In a changing stall at a public pool. I still remember watching my load drip out of her onto the towel we placed on the ground.
Realistically, in the family living room with her sister right around the corner. Really really stupid but sometimes you just go for it 🤷♀️
But the list is actually pretty long:
You know how some zoos have a seasonal after hours thing? Well, if you go at the very tail end on a school night you can basically guarantee there won't be any kids and nearly nobody else around.
I (30s) brought my FWB / pet (late 20s) out for its first time wearing a skirt in public - no panties, incidentally, so we figured something out for its near-constant arousal involving some ribbon and its thigh highs. I was personally inclined to just tease & grope it constantly any time we got into the shadows but in an act of shockingly assertive sexual impulse it pulled my cock out and made me throatfuck it against a fence near the primates (the location was tactically chosen by me) until I came down its throat.
The it pronouns 🤤🤤🤤 I’m jealous
A patch of daisies beside a river at a park
It was secluded, but still risky
Also, the obligatory teenage car at the side of the road
The middle of the day was probably not as discreet as I thought it was at the time
In the ocean is probably number one, but in my husband's dad's carport is a close second
In my classroom. Got hired by my University chairman.
In the butt
Changing room at Walmart.