I don't think children care that you need TP for your bunghole

Sounds more like a challenge on who can scream the loudest, hahahah

is bro the mom that memes are based on

You clearly haven't met many children. They love to talk about their bungholes. It's like a built in punch line.

I mean, I'd be threatened. And I'd possibly buy the kid the toy.

But then, I would snatch it from him. When he screams, then I'd quote his own words and say he hasn't been honest. Most of the time they start to feel guilty. Or don't understand and start to scream.

+1 for Beavis and Butthead.

Going full cornholio with the voice and everything might just work. Take it to the next level.