I remember when I was on the healthiest diet I ever had. I took a shit every 48 hours. The consistency was hard, yet smooth and spreadable. It had a diameter of about 2" with a well defined beginning and end. It didn’t take long to exit my body as well. 15 seconds from sitting to shitting. When the toilet was one with a step and the turd chose to stay, I had to stand up to let it all out, or move to let it fall. The emptiness in my bowels caused my balls to cramp not just once. Those were the best. Not even much to clean up afterwards. And not only it opened my asshole to let shit out, but also the possibility to shove things in. Who knows, maybe someday some domina will want to do butt stuff. I’ll be ready then.
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I remember when I was on the healthiest diet I ever had. I took a shit every 48 hours. The consistency was hard, yet smooth and spreadable. It had a diameter of about 2" with a well defined beginning and end. It didn’t take long to exit my body as well. 15 seconds from sitting to shitting. When the toilet was one with a step and the turd chose to stay, I had to stand up to let it all out, or move to let it fall. The emptiness in my bowels caused my balls to cramp not just once. Those were the best. Not even much to clean up afterwards. And not only it opened my asshole to let shit out, but also the possibility to shove things in. Who knows, maybe someday some domina will want to do butt stuff. I’ll be ready then.
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What was your diet? :o
Get the zoomies like the apex predator you are.
It's nice not being so full of shit, right?
But Hungry Man always said that it's good to be full?!
Msome of us keep the flame burning with metaphorical shit.
Eat more fiber and you will be happy everyday.
Like a load or burden has been lifted. (Well dropped really)
I have IBS, so when I take a nice, normal shit, it feels like a triumph
It's almost transcendental, the feeling of satisfaction
The little push, the delivery, the smooth exit, the lightness afterwards
It's quite wonderful
I enjoy it every few months....
Every day.
All my happiest friends are proud of their shits. I think it's the key to happiness
When you stand up and look back in the toilet, and all you can say is "Holy shit".
It's happened
"Boost" yes... Mood? No.
Send help.
Help
No because those usually clog my toilet.
Famous director Stanley Kuric made a movie about that once.
Just earlier today because I overslept this morning and didn't have a chance to go then. I was afraid it may ruin my streak but we're going strong.
Some of those make your belly warm for 45 minutes. Bliss...