Spyke
lemmy.ml

I have to admit I'm stumped on this one. I hear that puppies hate vacuum cleaners, so maybe stick a dildo on a roomba and see where that goes.

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Tipponreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

so maybe stick a dildo on a roomba and see where that goes.

I genuinely can't tell if this is a deliberate double entendre or not...

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KingJalopyreply
lemm.ee

If it's a decent model it'll go practically everywhere until it goes under the bed where it'll get stuck on a sock or something.

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Any rational person should know that there aren't any sexually deviant clowns hiding under your bed waiting to get fucked by a Roomba riding dildo...

But there's always a chance!

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Isn't it obvious?

A rolled up newspaper.

What you do with it is up to you. Or up them, I guess.

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