North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path.
Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.
$ walk north
$ walk north
$climb tree
$ sudo walk northEvery problem can be fixed by adding another layer of abstraction. Except the too-many-layers-of-abstraction problem.
That's how that usually works, yeah.
For the how: https://xkcd.com/2044/
$ howdidigethere
By repeatedly refusing to use 21th century package managers, of course.
$ thisisnotmybeautifulhouse
Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.
I tried to read this with the narrator's voice from Disco Elysium
Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8
i once taught linux terminal commands trying to focus on who what where why with these style commands
it went okay hah
I like having a whereami alias for realpath, because I would forget the name of it.