Spyke

I didn't believe they could pull off the reasonable lore justification until the final sentence, well played.

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lemmy.world

Ok, I actually loved this. Never gotten an explanation for lolification that passed the sniff test before. Also, please dont sniff the lolis. They dont usually like that.

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"Good morning, Ash, my big 12 year old son, ready to become a Pokemon master!"

"Out you go into the world, alone, just you and an electric mouse!"

3 weeks later

"Hi mom! I'm with a girl and we're hanging with this dude in his 30's named Brock who's totally not a pervert, and a terrorist organization has made me their main enemy."

"That's nice, honey!"

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sh.itjust.works

Brock is 15.

Ash was actually only 10 when he was sent out to enjoy a world of animal bloodsport. He is always 10, no matter how many years pass.

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how is he ever gonna be the very best that there ever was if he can't live forever and maintain his throne?

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lemmy.world

Insurance isn't going to cover unless you're older. Too many irresponsible horse riders.

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sopuli.xyz

The only age discrimination law is towards old people. You can discriminate all you want towards the youth.

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lemm.ee

So that's why the catholic church want to ban RPGs, they fear we turn into dragons that hunt them for food ?

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lemmy.world

Also highlighting the hilarity of the "true religion" having hundreds of different sects that all disagree what constitutes real Christianity.

Also leaving this here because I love it. https://youtu.be/l3fAcxcxoZ8

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99% of them generally agree on 99% of doctrine and that said doctrine is what constitutes Christianity. Basically all sects are due to Church structure and worship practice, which isn't real Christianity.

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sopuli.xyz

IDK they were a bit upset last time when I brought my emotional support RPG-7 to the Vatican

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lemmy.world

If they didn't want to be a raid dungeon they wouldn't make it look like a raid dungeon.

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Have you heard about all of the loot they hoard? Dragons have nothing on the Vatican.

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lemm.ee

Looks like you're ok when people make jokes about atheists but not about the church ;)

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The joke doesn't make sense because they are likely referring to the Satanic Panic which wasn't the Roman Catholic Church

If you're gonna joke about the Roman Catholic Church, at least do it right

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lemm.ee

... and I said to the TSA agent, "Don't touch me there, you're not my priest!"

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So glad I clicked on the post, would've missed the absolute ride in the cutoff.

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