"Starfleet command got back to us about your title change. As you know, a ship's therapist in Starfleet can choose any title they feel best supports the needs of their ship, without exception."
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"They decided to add an exception."
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"Well, pink skin, you really are quite the Cupid, aren't you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time." - Shran Fünke | Spyke
This could pull a swap-out with Trip and T'Pol, referencing Florida instead.
Trip Funke would be great because you could make the uncle TBag joke.
Please don't call yourself that.
Rule of acquisition #477: there is always money in the banana stand
-- Shran Funke after getting infected by a silicon-based lifeform.
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