"[Chromehounds lobby]

Me: [chanting] mechs, mechs-

Other pilots: Mechs, MECHS

Mechanic: [pounding her toolbox] MECHS, MECHS, MECHS!

Hello! Apologies for the late issue, but this story came together last minute, on account of capital-L Life, and also because the subject is developing fast. Hopefully it's worth the wait! I've got an exclusive interview for you on a shit-hot community project to resurrect a FromSoftware game that was criminally underappreciated in its day. I mean, that's practically all FromSoftware games, but this one was just born in the wrong time and place — I think it would be a substantial hit on Steam in the year 2025.

But I'm getting ahead of myself, while also being behind. So let's jump right into it! It's big stompy robot time."