Spyke
lemm.ee

In case you didn't know.

The plane isn't some special gift the Qataris built special for Donnie.

It's a white elephant they've been trying to unload for years.

It's like a fat guy giving the pizza kid the old bike he hasn't ridden since he got over the DUI restrictions.

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lemmy.world

Additionally, the "fat guy" very likely loaded the "bike" with surveillance-ware and surveillance gadgetry before giving the "pizza kid" the "bike"...

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Ulireply
sopuli.xyz

Okay this metaphor is getting kind of weird.

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Also apparently the kid asked the fat guy for the bike in the first place, but said the fat guy had to say it was a gift because the kid has a fragile ego.

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Neuromorphreply
lemm.ee

Trump also asked for it. Before it was offered. So he literally asked for this bribe.....

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Trump could have just called the Saudis on Inauguration Day 2016 and told them his Swiss Bank. He'd have had more money and could have just watched TV for eight years. Greedy and not bright.

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lemmy.world

The art of the deal by the guy whose companies filed for bankrupcy six times.

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D_Creply

That's a bit unfair...you have not mentioned the many other failed businesses that didn't end in bankruptcy!!

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GuyFawkesreply
midwest.social

Hopefully a white elephant with lots of unknown problems and glitches that only pop up at 30k feet.

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Sadly, the Air Force has to rebuild it so it can serve as a Presidential plane. That means the 'gift' will cost the taxpayers more than just building a new jet would. One of the reasons the emirs needed to get rid of it is that 747s are old tech and there aren't a lot of mechanics who specialize in them any more.

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It's like that bike if it's also causing the fat guy a ton of money to hold onto.

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lemmy.world

Not sure why you're being downvoted. This is the first I've heard of it, too, and I'd like to learn more as well.

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lemm.ee

Burying the lede a bit here, Trump spent that whole meeting talking about Afrikaner genocide and said that that was what Elon (who was present) wanted.

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Jesusreply
lemmy.world

White South Africans are about 7-8% of the population, and they own the vast majority of urban and agricultural land, and black people are more likely to report being victims of violent crimes.

All in all, Trump is lying yet again.

South Africa is a pretty violent place, but the odds of being better off go up substantially if you have a lot less melanin in your skin cells.

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lemmy.world

This seems like a meaningless distinction for someone who has access to the intelligence apparatus of the American empire lol

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To be fair, confidently lying is kind of his brand.

Unless it’s about a crime he’s involved in. Then he’s a machine that spits out I don’t know, we need to learn more, etc.

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lemmy.world

I mean the Saudis just slapped some golden arches on a Winnebago and fed him shitty food, so there's some wiggle room for sure.

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I’m sure they were amused at how cheap it was to feed him

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lemmy.world

America First... Make America Great Again... Anything to distract from the fact than he is living up to no one of the promises he made

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America First- incredibly misguided tariff scheme, fascism puts the country above others.

Make America Great Again- delete all the progress we've made on civil rights and go back to a time when white people had even more control over everything and people could be openly racist and homophobic without consequence. Many people think that's when America was Great.

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First let me state that I hate that orange fuck.

However, he has been carrying out some promises that he made I believe. He promised tariffs, and deporting people.

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Good work President Ramaphosa and I would allow Krasnov to take your Boer trash problem.

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lemmy.today

Please give him this one!

It's definitely better than anything I would ever come up with myself.

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altphotoreply
lemmy.today

This one is closer to my level of teknologee:

A couple of trips to the scrap Yard, some Amazon orders and we're in business baby!

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feddit.nl

Well its certainty going to be better for the climate than either AF1 or that new piece of shit

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