Spyke
lemmy.ca

Not to be confused with Gondr, which has happened numerous times and always ending in catastrophe.

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yeah, about that...Gandalf got banned from Gondr for shittalking Denethor supporters and making memes about Samuigi

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lemm.ee

One of them appears to be married…or it’s the one ring.

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lemmy.world

Do you still get sent to the wraith world if you wear the ring but not on your hand?

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Isildur: [picks up Narsil, cuts off Sauron's fingers]

Sauron: OW! MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK YOU GUY! [kills Isildur] SON OF A BITCH THAT HURTS. Good thing I hid the ring though!

[The End]

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lemmy.world

Grond has a cock?! This can’t be true? I would have spotted that thing in the last 20 years?

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