lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyTheImpressiveX I thought my shirt made it very clear!View original on lemm.ee445Comments16Reply
thisbenzingring lemmy.sdf.org4Hide 4 repliesgetting handcuffed by bicycle cops is the most embarrassing kind of arrest24Reply
ppooberbee (she/her) replylemmy.ml3Hide 3 repliesDo they make perps ride on the handlebars, or do they have pegs?20Reply
MinnesotaGoddam replylemmy.worldGetting to ride the bicycle cop rickshaw almost makes up for being arrested3Reply
Someonelol replylemmy.dbzer0.comThey have tandem bikes where they make them pedal in the back seat.12Reply
kkingofras lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyNext level: be a black guy wearing a shirt that says “do not shoot this guy” Just kidding don’t try this at home21Reply
GGeeDubHayduke lemmy.dbzer0.com1Hide 1 reply"This particular individual should not have engaged in consuming a succulent Chinese meal. The law's black and wide."13Reply
thisbenzingring replylemmy.sdf.orgol Jack Karlson .... Rest in Peace you wonderful freeloading bastard!7Reply
Destide feddit.ukAt first, I thought the cops were cyclists… then I realised it must just be that they can't read.8Reply
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If only they could read
The only flaw in his plan...
getting handcuffed by bicycle cops is the most embarrassing kind of arrest
Do they make perps ride on the handlebars, or do they have pegs?
Getting to ride the bicycle cop rickshaw almost makes up for being arrested
They have tandem bikes where they make them pedal in the back seat.
Next level: be a black guy wearing a shirt that says “do not shoot this guy”
Just kidding don’t try this at home
Or outside…
"This particular individual should not have engaged in consuming a succulent Chinese meal. The law's black and wide."
ol Jack Karlson .... Rest in Peace you wonderful freeloading bastard!
What is the charge? Eating a meal?
At first, I thought the cops were cyclists… then I realised it must just be that they can't read.
Gonna have to sue whoever made the shirt.
c/shirtsthatgoalittletoohardperhaps
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