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lemmy.ml

My son has 100% all those games laughed at me when I died on the first boss. He thinks he good, but he can't 100% Maro on the Nintendo.

We didn't have save points either.

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Spoiler: if you press him to 100% Mario, he will make it look effortless and destroy the last few flimsy lies with which you comfort yourself. I wouldn't press the issue. Just accept your inevitable fade into elderly obscurity. Possibly speaking from experience.

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You’re not my son anymore and you don’t deserve to see those beautiful men having passionate intercourse.

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