Haha that reminded me that there is a tiny maritime Restaurant in a town near where I live, where they have giant meal sizes. If you want a normal sized portion you'll have to order a kids meal and the waitress brings you a coloring book and crayons. If you order a normal portion and don't finish it, they'll ask you nicely force you to donate to the maritime rescue organization.
They don't obviously. They pretend to be a bit angry that you ordered more than you can eat. Kind if like: You should be ashamed and do something better with your money. They are a very friendly older couple though.
I could totally see how that mistake would be made. I’d be so fucking horrified as the server but if the place was busy and I just caught a glance, height is the most obvious indicator. It might not have even been by the person seating them or interacting, maybe just a server that thought they were being helpful. Big Oof.
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Life is too short. You have to be able to laugh at yourself.
So was he.
The bar has been lowered
Oh I don't think they'd serve him alcohol
Dude. So wrong.
Don't be small minded. Sometimes you have to be the bigger man.
That’s low. Dude can’t help that life shortchanged him.
Fair enough. It was just a little joke.
Oh come on, it was top shelf humor.
Alright, I'll try not to be so small minded.
I want to get a coloring book and crayons when sitting down at a restaurant, too!
Haha that reminded me that there is a tiny maritime Restaurant in a town near where I live, where they have giant meal sizes. If you want a normal sized portion you'll have to order a kids meal and the waitress brings you a coloring book and crayons. If you order a normal portion and don't finish it, they'll
ask you nicelyforce you to donate to the maritime rescue organization.How do they force you?
They don't obviously. They pretend to be a bit angry that you ordered more than you can eat. Kind if like: You should be ashamed and do something better with your money. They are a very friendly older couple though.
Why is this even news?
Because Chloe wasn't given crayons or a coloring book, despite clearly wanting to draw.
its fonny and people like it
Are we not gonna address how Lusted is a surname?
You know how sometimes surnames are based on an ancestors career?
This begs even more questions!
You may be laughing but he orders the kids meal and has a full stomach for just a few bucks. Sometimes he eats free!
I could totally see how that mistake would be made. I’d be so fucking horrified as the server but if the place was busy and I just caught a glance, height is the most obvious indicator. It might not have even been by the person seating them or interacting, maybe just a server that thought they were being helpful. Big Oof.
That should be the standard for all people tbh
Bring him markers, crayons are for babies
Woah! Crayons are for Marines!
That's gonna help with the role play later.