Spyke
lemmy.world

E, if it doesn't have a suitable hole I'm making one.

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lemm.ee

B so i can finally have people that care about my safety

15

This first made me laugh.... For like 3 seconds. Annnnd then I slipped into existential despair. Well done, sir.

7

Shit if it has to be 5 then I might have some difficulties on the "them caring about my safety" part

All I'd have to do is exclude the relatives and I'd be fine though

5

C because they probably don't run as fast as I do

13

Baths salts and a brick is a enough that the cryptid should be afraid.

7

"Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire."
— Jaya Ballard, task mage

5

It's not even a reference though, it's just using a word for a classification of an animal that is doubted to exist, like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster.

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