historymemes·[Dormant] moved to [email protected]byLady Butterfly All historians agree..View original on lazysoci.al264Comments14Reply
AllNewTypeFace leminal.space7Hide 7 repliesOr, before manned flight and other technological possibilities, riding a fearsome apex predator was the big power fantasy29Reply
skulblaka replysh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesShowing up to a battle without swinging dong is just leaving free psychological warfare on the table.5Reply
explodicle replysh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyToo risky, gonna need dong armor for the battle boner.2Reply
Microw replylemm.ee1Hide 1 replyRiding into battle without any armour, as vulnerable as being nude, is also an old power fantasy element seen in quite a few myths and stories2Reply
llemsip replysh.itjust.worksNah, he used to ride his apostles "bareback". But I see how you might confuse the two.7Reply
Dem Bosain replymidwest.socialThere are certified theological records that show Jesus only rode dinosaurs. Bears hadn't evolved yet.6Reply
TThorry84 feddit.nlI would like to point out the bears are themselves also naked. Bunch of hypocrites!10Reply
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Or, before manned flight and other technological possibilities, riding a fearsome apex predator was the big power fantasy
Don't ruin this for me!
And the nudity?
Showing up to a battle without swinging dong is just leaving free psychological warfare on the table.
Too risky, gonna need dong armor for the battle boner.
Well you're in luck, sir, we've invented just the thing -
Riding into battle without any armour, as vulnerable as being nude, is also an old power fantasy element seen in quite a few myths and stories
Men only want one thing.
Pretty sure Jesus himself used to ride on bears back
Nah, he used to ride his apostles "bareback". But I see how you might confuse the two.
He was being an ass so they shooed him and the bear away with palm fronds
There are certified theological records that show Jesus only rode dinosaurs. Bears hadn't evolved yet.
I would like to point out the bears are themselves also naked. Bunch of hypocrites!
I think you have to introduce your children to them at a young age