I'm notoriously good at avoiding parties. But if I were at one, I would be the kind of person who would ask to unwrap the foil if I'm told there was a cyst in it.
I'll stick to the good ol' "Get blackout drunk at partys, because you can't overthink the stuff you did if you can't remember anything at all" but this is good too
You can just retrospectively imagine all of the terrible things you've done, which you can't remember. You were trained in the dark, but I was born into it. You'll know what I mean one day
I like to carry my potato in other places...
Is it still wrapped in foil though?
I've tried but it scratches a little bit...
Username checks out...
Were you on reddit? Because I remember seeing your username on Reddit
No, not the same. I've been on Reddit for like 17 years with different usernames and I must confess that I did take the username from the Reddit one.
Bonjour
I'm notoriously good at avoiding parties. But if I were at one, I would be the kind of person who would ask to unwrap the foil if I'm told there was a cyst in it.
"Can't. It's radioactive."
You're just making me hungrier dude
I'll stick to the good ol' "Get blackout drunk at partys, because you can't overthink the stuff you did if you can't remember anything at all" but this is good too
You can just retrospectively imagine all of the terrible things you've done, which you can't remember. You were trained in the dark, but I was born into it. You'll know what I mean one day
Ah, good old hangxiety.
puts my special hat on
I am a potato wrapped in foil!
Tin foil hat and space blanket.
Clean towel, foil potato, can't lose?
Add in duct tape and WD-40 to cover all bases.
Always show up to a part with beer. They’re never at full capacity if you’re bringing drinks in
Roofy Ted’s drink then gently place that stupid potato he’s been carrying underneath his scrotum.
Edit: You know you want to touch Ted’s scrotum. Don’t lie
This has everything to do with misspellyng roofie and nothing to do with our lust for Ted's enormous scrote.