Spyke

I would've said virtual grass, I mean have you seen the grass in some games? Looks better than IRL grass.

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It often does, yes. My computers are my tools that I use to accomplish things that make me feel good. I also use them to make money, which I need to maintain my necessities.

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sudo wifi-menu --happiness

Invalid option: --happiness
Usage: wifi-menu [-h | --help] [-o | --obscure] [INTERFACE]

I guess happiness is not an option 🙁

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You contracted bonsai buddy from touching your pc. You will terminally have a purple gorilla saying.

ello there

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Touching the work computer doesn't make me happy. Well, it's Friday, I am mostly just staring at the work computer. Still don't feel happy.

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Droid Sans Mono WGL Regular

Thank you! I thought i would have to post "Oh! Metro Sans Mono is such a nice font!" to find out what font it was :)

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Last time I had an alert like that I had a really silly VBS worm.

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