Spyke

It can't. Kosmos 482's orbital inclination keeps it between 52 degrees north and south latitude, so it won't land near the polar regions.

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The US will occupy Greenland to protect it from further russian spacecraft attacks.

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I'll take G2 and hope the US president's residential hellhole is wiped off the map.

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D1, breaking in half to cleanly knock out out Kuiper and Starlink production near Seattle

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The Kosmos 482 probe, a relic from the first Space Race, crashed harmlessly into the Indian Ocean west of Jakarta, Indonesia at 2:24 a.m. EDT (6:24 a.m. GMT), the Russian space agency Roscosmos announced on Telegram.

From https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/news/soviet-spacecraft-kosmos-482-crashes-back-to-earth-disappearing-into-indian-ocean-after-53-years-in-orbit

So my guess would be it hit R4 or S4, maybe?

(For clarity, my initial guess was V1 purely to spite me)

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So my guess would be it hit R4 or S4, maybe?

The Orbital Police Officer has spoken: https://bsky.app/profile/planet4589.bsky.social

My own plot of the final orbit, showing the Roskosmos estimate of the path between reentry and impact in purple. I guess that Kosmos-482 SA reentered somewhere along this track between India and the ocean south of Australia.

It doesn't look southwest enough to have hit R4. Looks like mostly S4, maybe extending a bit into S3 or R3.

@[email protected], I think you were closest!

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