You gotta let the mycelium into your life. Sing with your fungal brethren.

Shrigma balls

Wake up babe, new male just dropped!

Who needs they shrussy ate?

They’ll be the last of us, too

Not as rare as Shmegma Male

Nice video though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIEBSkwfjlY

Shrigma deez nuts

But is this comparable to the fabled 'Yogurt male'?

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