See, to all you doubters, you didn't pay enough attention to the Hulk
See, what happens is that the pizza gets hit with the exact dose of gamma needed to kick start the transformation into Pizzulk. Then, the bottomless rage of pineapple haters fills it up, and cooks it from the inside out
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What if it's just enough to set the supermarket on fire and the cooler having enough insulation to have the perfect heat for baking?
We need the Mythbusters back
What if the pizza was being rotated perfectly on a 360° gimbal at the same frequency as the microwaves generated? Hypothetically that is of course
Would it be possible to use the pepperoni as a source of fuel for this reactor?
So we don’t even need a nuke? We can just spin it really fast and it’ll cook itself?
maybe they arent actually close to the explosion and just get cooked by radiation?
That just means you need more of it
We need a material in between pizza and nuke that absorbs the heat and then gives it off at a slower rate
That sounds like a billion dollar idea!
So are the potential customers, though.
I dunno, some of them might suddenly have a great deal of potential
If only for a moment..
See, to all you doubters, you didn't pay enough attention to the Hulk
See, what happens is that the pizza gets hit with the exact dose of gamma needed to kick start the transformation into Pizzulk. Then, the bottomless rage of pineapple haters fills it up, and cooks it from the inside out