memes·MemesbyParallax It's always the one you least suspectView original on kbin.social196Comments8Reply
Landrin201 lemmy.mlUnless the snakes are black mambas, then they're all assholes with venom that kills you (sometimes very quickly) and that can outrun you Mambas terrify me3Reply
Parallax replykbin.socialThat sounds a lot worse than the spiders we allegedly eat in our sleep 👀1Reply
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Unless the snakes are black mambas, then they're all assholes with venom that kills you (sometimes very quickly) and that can outrun you
Mambas terrify me
I misread it as "1 out of 3 snakes is in an asshole" 💀
That sounds a lot worse than the spiders we allegedly eat in our sleep 👀
Caution Attention? I didn't even make it to the snakes.
It's the one you most medium suspect.
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