noncredibledefense·NonCredibleDefensebyPugJesus Crisis averted!View original on kbin.social255Comments15
AAmilo1591 lemmynsfw.com6Hide 6 repliesBy that logic, Russia could launch it's nukes on Poland, gift them mid flight to Poland and then ask why is the country bombing itself? It's a good thing global defense strategies aren't made by 10 year olds.38
CChainweasel replylemmy.worldThat's a very credible response, if only there were a place to post non-credible defense strategies though 🤔 Edit: credible, not refundable. Fuck swype30
Th4tGuyII replykbin.social3Hide 3 repliesDepending on how you look at it, someone in the country will be accepting nukes, just not officially25
Neato replykbin.social1Hide 1 replyIt doesn't matter if you're not the homeowner, we just need someone to sign for this. Please, sir or ma'am, we're on a tight delivery schedule.15
Th4tGuyII replykbin.socialI can just imagine them running door to door like the world's most stressed out travelling salesman4
jjumbodumbo lemmynsfw.com4Hide 4 repliesGuys what if the Russians attack NATO but then gift all their troops to Ukraine mid assault instead 😨18
Neato replykbin.socialThat might actually work if the troops realize they can now officially defect from Russia.7
kkoorool feddit.deNon-credible. It's Kyiv (correct and official spelling) and Dnipro (renamed). No remarks about the rest, B+10
Mysiu666 lemmy.worldWe wanted to retaliate for an unprovoked Ukrainian attack on our farmers, it wasn't our fault that it was a US-owned nuke and Łukasz entered mosc*v coordinates.3
By that logic, Russia could launch it's nukes on Poland, gift them mid flight to Poland and then ask why is the country bombing itself?
It's a good thing global defense strategies aren't made by 10 year olds.
That's a very credible response, if only there were a place to post non-credible defense strategies though 🤔
Edit: credible, not refundable. Fuck swype
Depending on how you look at it, someone in the country will be accepting nukes, just not officially
It doesn't matter if you're not the homeowner, we just need someone to sign for this. Please, sir or ma'am, we're on a tight delivery schedule.
I can just imagine them running door to door like the world's most stressed out travelling salesman
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Guys what if the Russians attack NATO but then gift all their troops to Ukraine mid assault instead 😨
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The most sane comment on this post.
That might actually work if the troops realize they can now officially defect from Russia.
Doubtful, when have the Russians ever been so kind to their troops?
https://media.tenor.com/7HUogy7rXs4AAAAM/feel-me-think-about-it.gif
Non-credible. It's Kyiv (correct and official spelling) and Dnipro (renamed).
No remarks about the rest, B+
Most credible indeed
We wanted to retaliate for an unprovoked Ukrainian attack on our farmers, it wasn't our fault that it was a US-owned nuke and Łukasz entered mosc*v coordinates.