Stop publishing plausible shit. Stop giving them ideas.

I could just unironically show this to my parents and they’d say “good. Lib got what he deserved.”

I ate the onion for a second there.

God damn, we are in the worst timeline.

Updoot, but geez I member when I used to read the onion to laugh. Darker than this morning's coffee.

Had to double check if this was satire. At this point even the craziest shit sounds like something plausible.

Fuck this article making light of something he's obviously going to try in a matter of weeks.