And the days go by

You forgot my beautiful wife, asshole!

Same as it ever was

StreetComplete quests be like:

• What kind of building is this?
• How does this path cross the barrier here?
• Is this path completed?
• Is it lit here?
• Do you need to pay to enter here?
• What’s being grown here?
• Are there showers here?
• What religion is practiced at this place?
• How many steps are here?
• Which direction leads upwards for these steps?
• Any vegetarian items on the menu here?
• What’s the name of this place?
• On which level number is this place located?
• Is this a one-way street?
• Does this road have a shoulder or breakdown lane?
  • I wish I had a shoulder to cry on during my breakdowns :(
• Do these traffic lights have a tactile indication for blind people for when it’s safe to cross?
• How bumpy is the road here?
• Which destination is signposted for this highway?

"Look where my hand was...."

I’m too busy living in a shotgun shack in another part of the world.

How did I get here?

Did it suddenly trend on shorts and terkjerk or does this post have a minimum age requirement?

Time isn't holding up. Time isn't after us.

Thank you for making this, kind internet stranger. You genuinely made my day better.

Born under punches >>>

"What's the worst that can happen?"

This meme is so old it can buy cigarettes.